You’d die before visiting all the beaches because sharks and irukandji will kill you in the first few. Failing that, the drop bears will get you in between beaches.

Not as offended as they would be if called them Lafuckingtinx to their face lmao.

You mean like when he made it illegal for railroad workers to strike?

I’m more impressed that a pokemon guy had enough friends to initiate a jumping.

What if you want to leave the city?

If you’re delicate and sensitive, a 4chan style community might not be the best choice for you.

You can call it “jenkem” for all the fucks I give. Choccy milk is delicious.