Where did you get this meme? Excavation site in Pompeii?

Did Smorty wololo you? 🤔

Aliens finally visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English.

Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it’s the Pope’s turn, he asks: “Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”

“You mean JC?”, responds one alien. “Yeah, we know him! He’s the greatest, isn’t he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok”.

Surprised, the Pope follows up with: “He visits every year?! It’s been over two millennia and we’re still waiting for his SECOND coming!”

The aliens see that the Pope has become irate at this fact and start trying to rationalize. “Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?”

The Pope retorts “Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?”

And the alien says “Yea, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys do?”

I was on the train

I would love to eat out Mona Lisa if you know what I mean

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/netflix-are-you-still-watching-someones-daughter

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Please don’t talk about gaytioning (gay rationing) without mentioning bistribution (bi distribution).

Transformers wiki has page for Jesus.

https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jesus

HOA is going to be on their ass for parking such a massive boat on the community space.

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when I roast a chicken, if I want a more Asian spin on it, I’d sub out my usual herbs de Provence + fresh parsley/sage/rosemary/thyme for chili crisp, ginger, sambal olek, minced Thai basil, and a bit of cilantro, or something like that.

Where pepper?

Anyway; cooking is art, baking is science.

Virgin crisp pixels vs Chad CRT scanlines

What REALLY happened at Epstein’s parties!

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I wouldn’t know how to deal with that 😫

What a crop

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/03/nx-s1-5350897/trump-tariffs-heard-mcdonald-remote-islands

The extremely remote islands, which are located in the southwest Indian Ocean about halfway between Australia and South Africa, are home only to a large populations of marine birds and mammals, including seals, albatrosses and penguins.