lol I keep working out my biceps and my calves keep getting muscly but not my biceps. Must be my body!

Wow the AI really did not know what to do with a cat’s paw holding that candle

Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs

You kinda swerved right around the real issue: class.

It’s not the democrats, it’s not other races, it’s not gender, it’s not anything that they use to drive a wedge between us. We are all the same and we’re all working class, being intentionally driven apart by issues created to do exactly that. If we can all fight together, we would win. No ifs or maybes about it. It’s their entire goal, to keep us fighting over the made up cultural divisions so we don’t unite under what truly keeps us all down and all disenfranchised.

Fuck all that they want us to think divides us and join together over what unites us: we’re all getting fucked by the ownership class and it’s time we took them down.

Gen Z is having less sex than previous generations, but it’s also part of a larger trend. If I remember correctly they said the same thing about millennials, so it’s just the way things are moving. And with the dating scene these days, along with every single other aspect of our interpersonal lives (and capitalism shoving itself into every single type of interaction)? It’s not looking good for Gen alpha

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-08-03/young-adults-less-sex-gen-z-millennials-generations-parents-grandparents

Hell yes. Dating in my thirties has been 10x better than my dating attempts in my twenties. Not to mention with how the trend is moving with gen z’s dating/sex lives? For them dating in their thirties is going to be…like, their main dating life.

I’m a Germanphobe and you slapping me in the face with all that German was very rude

I’m very scared right now

For a second I thought Sebastian Murphy from viagra boys lost a bunch of weight and this was a new album cover or something

I’m not just getting old, right? That kid is like 14? He’s not like 20 and 20 year olds just look like babies to me now, right? Right?

So if you squeeze the spoon to the body of the grenade and pull the pin, the countdown doesn’t start until after you throw it, correct? When the spoon comes off, those four seconds are roughly the amount of time it has to reach where it was thrown?

I’m no grenade expert, but don’t you need to go squeeze that bar down before pulling the pin out? I always assumed that’s how the mechanics worked

I thought that cats head was a really round bird

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Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions

Feel like I’m OOTL here. Which others have we been rid of?

Damn, I knew that one. My German teacher Herr Felschemëier would be so disappointed in me

What’s he German spelling for “test”

How was that not super apparent. She’s a middle schooler.

Commercial goth

Aka the hot topic goth

But what if you just don’t like music that sucks? It’s entirely reasonable.