TheLowestStone

Stan’s what?

Based on every interaction I’ve ever had with a police officer (with one, very specific, exception), it was not intentional.

I think you meant wofighter.

Its a game.

Technically, if it keeps crawling up the bum it will eventually come out the other side.

Monkey Lion

None of them know how to purchase clothes that fit.

For the good of society and no other reason, I’m in.

And now I just converted that little scenario into a random encounter for my d&d session on Monday.

Back when we first started dating I told my now wife, “If you’re horny, don’t try to be subtle. Just grab my dick.”

That’s a great price for a fresh, kinky idiot.

Then definitely avoid looking up it’s creator.

Dude is probably absolutely miserable depressed and pissy

Good

That’s the joke.

I’m a cis man that is often befriended by dogs that usually don’t like men. I wonder if that parrot would bite me.

I’m the DM so I just say, “Yes.”

I don’t know you but I’ll absolutely fight for you.

The blue states are the ones with a lower population.

Nice 6 year old article.

I can’t remember the last time I had less weed than that.