TheLowestStone

Back when we first started dating I told my now wife, “If you’re horny, don’t try to be subtle. Just grab my dick.”

That’s a great price for a fresh, kinky idiot.

Then definitely avoid looking up it’s creator.

Dude is probably absolutely miserable depressed and pissy

Good

That’s the joke.

I’m a cis man that is often befriended by dogs that usually don’t like men. I wonder if that parrot would bite me.

I’m the DM so I just say, “Yes.”

I don’t know you but I’ll absolutely fight for you.

The blue states are the ones with a lower population.

Nice 6 year old article.

I can’t remember the last time I had less weed than that.

I wish those guys had stuffed your cavity.

My dog gets much higher quality food.

Probably just random gang violence.

I know I should not rub that kitty’s belly but…

Shh… if the normies find out you’ll ruin it for all of us.

I do not like this.

Ah yes, this was my exact experience as well. Then I restarted and leaned into being a drug-fueled maniac superstar detective who may have dabbled lightly in communism and completely crushed solving the case.

I just started saying rad recently. I’m almost 40 though so… yeah.

going to shoot your way out of an infect cut, dumbass?

shoots infected limb off with a shotgun