Women are not available.

My phone knows too much…

I mean, that article doesnt provide any proof that its wallpaper, and that would be some ugly-ass wallpaper if it is. Who would ever put that in a house? Also theres no discernable repeating pattern to it, though maybe we just cant see enough.

Without surface tension, water would evaporate much faster in general. Probably could set out a cup of water in the morning and it would be gone by bedtime.

The context of this picture if I recall, is that it was a costume for a Halloween party… which if true completely removes the cringe factor of the outfit, as youre supposed to wear silly costumes for that. If Elon had an ounce of social acuity he would just own it.

And even if its not a Halloween costume, I dont get the hate for someone having fun dressing up. There are a billion other reasons, as you mentioned, to hate him.

Last I heard he lives alone in a mansion in beverly hills all sad and depressed in his piles of money that can never replicate the true feeling of human connection and friendship that he yearns for. I almost kinda feel bad for him, but then I remember hes only sad and lonely cause hes an asshole.

She could’ve just open with that “Hey lets muck about in the woods looking for cool bugs”

“You son of a bitch, I’m in.”

Wtf is wrong with you? Orange IS the best flavor!

The mommy half-orc and the daddy half-orc, duh.

old man noises

Back in my day orcs were savage monsters and we had to settle for playing half-orcs!

Its been a while since I read LotR but didn’t the entwives just fuck off to a different forest cause they got tired of dealing with the ents’ bullshit? And the ents are all like “we should go looking for them” “yes we should” and then they just don’t cause theyre too lazy. I’m pretty sure they even mention knowing exactly where the entwives went.

Its a holiday??

🔵🤔

Were you living under a rock in 2021/22?

First one, then the other 😏

Booty.

He was only 20, registered as a republican. But could’ve done that as part of his plan to make it look like infighting.

8 years ago

I showed this to my sister in law who is a vampire and she said “That twink would be a YouTuber in this modern age”

Yes I was being sarcastic, and I agree with you 100%. The problem is that they start using these symbols and memes as a kind of dog whistle and then people catch on and anyone using them is immediately sus. We’re not just rolling over and letting them take them, they are taking them by force.

No no u dont understand. Once the bad people have used a meme, the good people aren’t allowed to use it anymore!