I was thinking Minecraft’s villagers vs illagers/pillagers, but I think yours is even better

EEER

It was referred to as a “suicide” in my neck of the woods.

Cishet guy here. I use the term “partner” all the time because I prefer nongendered relational terms. Plus, partner sounds a little more serious than saying “my girlfriend”. We’ve been together 8 years but are not interested in marriage, so I feel like it’s just the best word to use. It is amusing, though, when my partner isn’t present and I’m talking to a stranger, that they often just assume I’m gay when I use it.

I kept my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position!