If they’re Mormons, just stop jumping on the bed.

From Reddit comments.

4. Added flies and lice to the wok

I’ll make an exception for tarragon pesto.

Javascript dev here. Same.

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If I’m with older friends, I don’t mind photos.

My younger friends will put every pic they take on Facebook, geotag it, and tag my face with my full name so Meta can add my face, location history, and social graph to my shadow profile.