Pretty much. She is a rich nobody.

I eventually looked up who she was out of curiosity a few years ago. No idea how she got rich (rich parents?) but tends to be weird foreign philanthropist who makes people act like they worship her in exchange for expensive gifts. Shrug. Still unknown here in Australia.

In a corner alone? People can see you want to be alone and leave you alone there.

Someone needs to tell this guy about drinks you can get in bars that aren’t alcoholic but are cool. Order a lemon lime and bitters, or virgin mary, or something else fun, and socialise without drinking booze…

New one to me too.

I get the idea that less productive jobs like that are a result of the yanks having such a low minimum wage, they can invent demeaning new things for their slaves to do?

A lot of these apps have fake women on them to boost sales of the app, one wonders if this is an example. Odd that he stuck around after the first rejection.

Cool hats are not exclusively for bald people. I like cool hats and yet have hair well past my waist.

I am blown away by the “Normie” assertion…

I am not sure about this entire sequence.

But never been in a gym. I am guessing asking about the seats is likely some sort of gym joke or something. I really don’t know why he asked such an odd question.

(I live rural, we get our exercise out of doors here)

Looks pretty typical for an Aussie. Pacific in the middle.