Another L for Russia

You explore land, you expand your empire, and then it all kind of gets fuzzy and controversial after that

Come on guys, Ohio is above Texas

It’s hard to drink Coca Cola and smoke at the same time

Hey, I see you’re wearing a hat to support Team Smalltalk. Yep. Do you do much smalltalk? No, not really. Yeah, me neither.

How does it feel to literally be a literal nazi?

Don’t be such a coward. The cause of justice and equality is advanced one murder at a time.

Actually it’s different when they’re my political enemies, those aren’t real people

My enemies will also get all of those thing, IN PRISON

Wait, has Minnesota always been part of Canada?