He should have listened to that one-boobed chick.

I use slang ironically until I can’t stop. It’s lit fam.

Herobrine or some sort of “Evil Steve” version seemed obvious to me.

Every country in the world belongs to America Chicago.

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“Smoking a pack of fags” can be a bad idea or a truly horrible one depending on where you live.

I doodle so it looks like I’m taking notes but I’m probably just drawing whoever is speaking like a cartoon monster.

Home on the loam.

Froggy what that tongue do?

Your bloodline must be ended.

Oh I’m sooooo sorrry if my abject cruelty offended your sensibilities and desire to be treated as a human being.

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Gotta brag about how shriveled up my wang is from all the action. It’s like a Slim Jim, positively haunted.

Browsing the Internet is a lot like pondering my orb.

If Republicans hadn’t spent the last 30 years trying to make everyone numb to gun culture maybe people would actually give a shit.

“Nothing we can do, let’s move on!” is their whole strategy, they should be happy that it fucking worked!

War is manly and good! Except also bad which is why men and soldiers must be revered and maintain a hold on all positions of power.

Am I out of touch?

No it’s the children who are wrong.

Ohio is a US state.

Crysis was single threaded so single core clock speed was the bottleneck. It remained a benchmark for so long mostly because after it’s release multicore systems became the norm.

Hahahahaha, I love it.