The most offensive part is using the noun as plural when it’s meant to be singular, as in your example
Y’know, believe it or not, I get asked that a lot
I get your joke, but I’m going another way
Is that before or after the queef In a box?
I deal with tailings dikes at work - this was a cool read
I could peel the flesh off a freshly killed gazelle: much like a lion
Yeah, but gravy is mid at best. Cheese curd is also just meh.
Fries are meant to be crispy. Fuckin fight me, you snot eating fry slurper
Edit: Ah, I see this comment has attracted the attention of the FLQ
Whatever you do, don’t google male chicks. God the food industry is awful
This is EXACTLY what I hear.
If you need me I’ll be over in the corner stroking my lobes
I see you’ve also spent time in an oil field camp
Oh hey, it’s me
A master bait if you will
Amazing comment.