The thing with lawnmowers is most commonly it’s either they reached in to clear a blockage or it’s a ride on lawnmower that rolled. Seriously rolling a lawnmower is super deasly (same goes for ATVs)

I think women have the wherewithal to use, or have easier access to, proper tapered toys. Men see a tube shaped object and go “yep, that’ll do”

Some of this definitely comes from stigma, it’s relatively normal for women to have sex toys, regardless of relationship status, but it’s seen as sad and loser/gooner behavior if a man has sex toys. Add in inconvenience of penetrative sex toys really only being effective for prostate play for men (whereas women can use penetrative sex toys both to simulate vanilla PIV sex and for any amount of increasingly kinky fantasies) and you have the perfect recipe for horny men curious about ringing that male G-spot using whatever seems relatively safe and appropriately sized

If girls had buttholes they’d also fart so definitely fake news!

Considering how overwhelmingly male every biker group I’ve seen is I’d say it’s more that

Depends, were you drinking it from a shoe?

When I cleaned mine out recently it was very clearly dust and skin cells in there, meaning just the crap the builds up on and around anything by existing

I became friends with a guy I met through some friends and he ended up being a pedophile and interested in kids my kids age. Immediately dropped him when I learned

Ohhh is that how you do sounding?

Honestly the Punk Goes Pop albums have taught me that some of her songs translate super well to heavier styles

Blank Space - I Prevail

I Knew You Were Trouble - We Came As Romans

You Belong With Me - For All Those Sleeping

I Don’t Wanna Live Forever - Ice Nine Kills

Also honerable mention, Ice Nine Kill’s cover of Animals by Maroon 5 is brilliant and also does a good job of making fun of how weird the original music video is

So I think there’s 2 parts to this, one is different people are different but the other is that when masterbating one might not be quite as erect as with a partner

With a strong enough erection (such as when having sex, aka what you’d see in porn) cut and uncut look the same. The difference only shows itself with a semi or when soft

It’s only invalid of you don’t let it be valid!

The tiny little technical college I attended that’s almost entirely ag programs had something like 30 IPv4 IPs assigned to the IT program and I don’t want to know how many assigned to the IT department.

Literally every single student got an IPv4 address for the second year to play with in the lab. It was great but also holy crap we need to find an appropriate way to repurpose a portion of college IP blocks

I thought for too long it was “assigned cop at birth” when I first started seeing ACAB pop up all over the internet

The cert expired 3 years ago

There’s a super interesting post trending on Mastadon right now regarding BlackSky, which is a project setting up an independent and federated Bluesky service including their own custom relay server. So while yes Bluesky is effectively centralized, it is at least technically possible with enough effort to federate and access it from decentralized servers

https://assemblag.es/@inquiline/115125470539240617

I mean, when 100 cars crash into buildings every day across the US, its going to be a pretty high number of crashes they’ve reported to in any municipality

So babies are actually wired to look for the areolas for feeding, it’s part of why during pregnancy the areolas grow and darken, it makes them really easy for the baby to spot with their still developing eyes so they know where to aim for before crashing their face in to feed (it’s really funny when they miss btw)

Realistically any distribution will meet your list of requirements. All supported distros are brilliant for security and privacy (well, except for (Red Star OS)[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Star_OS], but I’m sure that wasn’t on your short list anyways) there’s packages for Steam on basically every distro, and flatpaks make it easy to install other launchers on most distros too. Most desktop environments have a Mac-inspired preset as well

I’d say start with either Linux Mint for more general computing (it’s based on Ubuntu but excludes some of Canonical’s less popular changes to Ubuntu and ships with a more sane desktop environment) or Bazzite is the new hotness giving a very steamdeck-like experience with dedicated gaming mode or desktop mode. Their site appears to currently be experiencing some SSL issues though