Dude got me hook, line, and fucking sinker.

Is that the one where you poop in the box?

He could be our president in this idiocracy

What movie/show is that? Any good?

Don’t be that girl

A lot of people have tried to walk a mile in my shoes, but have you tried to fuck a Milo in them?

Poke the hole out. Let it breathe.

Pfff… Planned. Come on. I have grand visions of becoming the CEO at my work but I don’t count that on my resume.

They’ve been trying to put high speed rail in Texas for 20-30 years and they’re still “planning” because other sectors (looking at you planes and trucking) don’t want competition and perpetually keep it there.

There’s also a great documentary on why it’s that bad called “taken for a ride.” It’s dated, but still has a lot of interesting information.

Pills that actually make your wang the size of an elephant trunk while making it prehensile.

Ooooooooooooooooh

Doo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo… Wah…wah…wah

That cat actually looks like “The Bad”

I do that with liquor.

Someone on eBay wants $1k for one.

She has a different kind of ring for you to wear.

I feel a little attacked for some reason

But for a brief moment, J’dawn truly was the balllsiest guy in the neighborhood…

Is that Steven Miller?

Down with slappy!

I’m surprised that Kristi Noem is still alive.