Lol that sounds like a mitch hedburg line.

My dark mode eyes find this very acceptable

You and me baby we ain’t nothin’ but mammals

Yep cooking bacon slowly is the holy grail of perfectly cooked bacon

Hahaha no, I was making a reference to this Oatmeal comic:

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/bananus

You should cut off the hotdog anuses before you cook them.

Lmao those are some sharp edges

It’s not extortion because you willfully gave your rights away by using someone else’s service.

Tired of getting fucked over? Host your own stuff. It only gets worse from here on out.

Hahaha that is some supreme old school QC. Love it. Almost didn’t recognize Hanners