His brain is a lost geocities page that consists exclusively of “under construction” signs and visitor counters showing a count of 13.

Oh boy. From the thumbail, I thought that was Jean-Luc Picard staring at me!

Best guess: they made him drop his pants at the airport to do a cavity search.

5 are the only that don’t look like they will give you ouchy feet real quick. Just sweaty ones.

The bridge between Russia and the Crimean peninsula was bombed early this morning.

You give them far too little credit. Most of these people are not stupid, just often massively confused about what they can allow themselves to say out loud in public without hurting their (re)election chances. They know full well what they are doing, and for whom.

They are fucking evil misantropic fascist shitbags.

They must be such good friends.

We got this popping up everywhere:

I’ve tried to monetize my API to get rid of third-party apps and I thought my users wouldn’t care. God was I wrong!

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