Not sure about the “shameful” part, but here’s some Beggin’

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I was in a mumblecore folk band called Midwest Ball Gag. We were incomprehensible, filthy, and folksy.

Way to fail at detecting sarcasm while being sarcastic 🤦

Libraries

It isn’t nice to not share yours…

Albania, muffins, the metric system.

the disaster queers

Sounds like an excellent name for a Twisted Sister cover band.

Could only play in areas too hip for anyone to misinterpret the name as homophobic, though 🤔

I get a sudden urge to get out of a beach community and I’m not even IN one

everyone knows Oklahoma Mississippi is the crappiest state

Fixed it for you

That’s why he started going by Timothy Olyphant in stead.

To be fair, I never even got INTO bronze in LOL 🤷

Aww! I immediately sent this to my partner 😁🥰

Stage 7 is memorizing the Macarena.

Stage 19 is affecting a québécois accent

Stage 42 is hitchhiking

I don’t know falls to his death

When they’re not too busy fucking monsters, of course.

Thank you! I owe it all to the Kelloggs corporation and their anti masturbation flakes!

(Disclaimer: the above is fictional in every way possible except for the fact that Kellogg’s corn flakes was invented to combat masturbation)

New word for being nonbinary and pan just dropped: panthem