Works for dogs and pet birds too.

✨𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓾𝓼✨

Fratbro, “Red Pill” guy, and Alphaverse writer have a conversation that is all misunderstandings:

Goku doesn’t know what sex is.

Roko’s Basilisk mfers when a minor brownout causes their “god” to die:

(even the fake-ass pretend “AI” we have nowadays is straining the global power grids. It’d take the invention of Miracle Fairy Dust Energy to make a true God-from-the-Machine physically feasible)

We should bring back pre-WW1 servant-to-master etiquette. But only and exclusively for machines talking to humans.

My computer should call me “Master <Lastname>” and always be extremely careful with its words around me. It is not my friend, it is my servant.

Fun fact: When the first thumbstick was being invented, the engineers nicknamed it “oppai controra”

Literally boobie controller

Ew, SOY milk

Oat is better u.u

Hey neat, an iteration of this meme that is edited from an edit I posted on linuxmemes a few months ago.

That would cause the turbine to lock up with this design

All those stepmothers have gotta imply something about the disney fandom–

Women are a community-built poison

Takes a village to raise a Gaslight-Gatekeep-Girlboss ig.

I don’t do much ponehposting on Lemmy (except when I get commissions of my OCs, or when it’s a meme with an incidental ponie like this one) because like… Idk, I generally go to Derpi to look at MLP fandom stuff and I never really felt up to just copying content over from other sites to Lemmy. But hey, we do have an mlp community at !mlp@pawb.social

Anarkitty

Playing as the Nazis (… And trying to WIN for that matter) is a boring playstyle for boring people

The fun part is to pick a random country that was basically a punching bag throughout the war and see just what you can do with it.

Bat horse

I didn’t.

I just said they’re weird.

Because, well, allo behaviour is 100% incomprehensible to me.

If asexual people ever gain public visibility, you can get ready for the Worst People Ever™ going online to say “allosexual is a slur”

Hard times

(Happiest days of my life)

Hard times gone by

Allosexuals are weird.