Actually CPUs prefer efficiency, that’s why I tie my motherboard to the roof of my car and get a drive-thru car wash.

Of course it’s also plugged into my car and I’m playing PowerWash Simulator while I wait.

Honestly can’t believe you didn’t mention Bugs Bunny, it’s the only thing I think of when I hear Albuquerque.

Wait what queer or queer adjacent thing does lambda represent?

Like people who use lambda calculus as well as the entirety of Sparta are definitely queer, but I have a feeling neither is what that stamp’s about?

Don’t know if they’ve done that specific joke, but here’s one of my favorite jokes that’s tangentially related:

AI can’t train to do what you do if no one knows what you’re doing.

Seriously, why do these assessments always say “People tell me [blank]”? I can speak about my own experiences! I don’t need someone to narrate my behavior like a sitcom!

Like I get that they’re trying to understand how you behave around other people, not how you behave in your own head, but at least phrase it as “People tell me or I believe people think I am [blank]”; because that’s how I’m forced to answer these questions anyways.

Meanwhile this is my attitude:

Yes almost exactly, but pink:

I have this small and slim cable adapter kit that has a USB-C cable with USB-C to Micro USB, USB-C to the old Iphone plug, USB-C to USB-A, and USB-A to USB-C. It wven comes with one of those pins for opening the SIM card tray.

Combined with my USB-C charging block I can charge nearly any device I come across. I got this specifically so if someone was out of luck I could offer them my charger. I work at a school so this is a frequent enough occurrence.

Sees massive wall of firmware updates

I’m gonna give it a few days to settle before I install all of that.

From what I know the god emperor was a secular man who hated the idea of worshipping god, people liked him so much that of course he was forced into being an immortal god. So the torture chamber comparison is appropriate.

I never get the “generate ideas with AI” advice. AI can be useful for directing you to sources for researching an idea or poking holes in your ideas, but the ideas AI comes up themselves are so braindead and bland. If you’re stuck in such a fundamental way you need to go back and rewrite sections and rethink what you’re trying to do.

Behold! A gender!

With autism, it’s either direct or be directed, which is to say you’re probably also the submissive one.

I actually got what I would consider A tier for my first job. I walked into the local pizzeria, they handed me a job form, I completed it and gave it back, then the owner of the pizzeria did my interview right then and there, and I started working the next day.

That guy gave me a glimpse of what the “good ole days” must’ve felt like.

When I was a kid wanting to get into YouTube (all evidence of which has been scorched off the face of the earth), Blender wasn’t actually that bad of a video editor.

Breaking News: Amazon employee and workers rights activist challenged Killgore Union-Strangler to a fight to the death and lost.

As proof they signed a contract with an official notary present, Mr. Fraudsalot McBribe.

Imagine a wholesome version where someone’s saying this to a trans girl.

“Sorry hon, regardless of if you’re pre-op or forgot to shave, you’re always gonna be a girl 💅”