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Yeah I’ll eat any type of tomato but raw ones. Dried? Love it. Sauce? Delightful. Put in a pan for 10 mins and topped with feta cheese? Taste great. But raw? Fucking disgusting. Put it in a burger? Ruins the whole thing especially if the tomato water gets into the bread. Stop ruining perfectly good food by adding raw tomatoes.

Sure but what do Corder and Brandon have to do with BOYBRDR?

Real Fruchtzwerge hours.

Have you though?

Is there a reason the board is 3 colours?

That is where ‘I can fix her’ actually comes into play.

Rarely arrives lubed.

That’s why he sucks so bad at turkish wrestling.

How mqny cheap shoes are made of real leather?

Yes. But the number of humans is finite. With inifinitesimal differences someone still has the biggest gay score.

Inifinitesimaly small increments of gayness must exist and thus the gayest person as well.

See. Even game consoles are evolving into crabs.

I guess you have a point.

Why eould you even try that?? You peel it in 4 parts and cut the meat from the pit.

On god. Saved and redistributed to my gf.

Je smokes pure compression artifacts.

Jaywalking. Or tax evasion

Cool. But do not say theye and butt plugs don’t look alike.

Yeah I am speaking for my language. The issue arises because verbs change depending on gender. So there are almost always 3 different verb forms.

Kinda yeah.

As in one does not simply walk into Mordor?

That kinda only works for us in second person. You just leave out the pronoun.