NOOOOO MY HOBBY OF STARING AT A SCREEN FOR 4 HOURS IN A ROW IS GOOD

Already did that. Can confirm toddlers like touching the scalp but don’t bite it.

Dog shit parenting 101: How do I punish my child for X?

Effective parenting: Why is my kid doing X?

P.S. Step 1 is asking them.

Oh THATS how the water stains get on the roof tiles, people must be making the wrong water.

If you guys are upside down why come the water doesn’t fall out of the toilet?

Cow says, “Please help me I’m scared”

OP says, “Four grass water paint seven”

Mooing is a very tonal language, humans just aren’t great at it.