Once a moose was in my cousins town in Alaska a few years back, which is pretty normal, but it ate some old pumpkins and crabapples and apparently got drunk and started fucking shit up and trying to fight people

Don’t date them either!

When you tell most men their problem is they don’t have any friends not that they don’t have a girlfriend they take that very personally and reject the idea

Dating apps are social cancer

Make friends with women, jumping straight to “romance” with zero friendship is like running a relationship on insane difficulty

Idc who you are getting ab implants id weird and gross

I should know this?

My spouse works fairly high up at one of the evil tech giants and their team was very excited to be working with some dude who had written a computer language (I don’t remember the details) and someone had written him this very professional document requesting he read it and assess it, his only response to this very carefully prepared document was a “👍🏻” and literally nothing else lol, everyone was low key offended but no one said anything to him because they all basically considered him a celebrity