I read people’s past comments when I’m trying to figure out if something they said was sarcastic. Also if someone says something outrageously dumb I get fascinated and want to see what else I can find.

wow, that is definitely extremely horrible.

this jalapeno shit has been fucking me up for a while

I’m sorry. But yeah, I was thinking of this fudge-like thing my parents used to get that was some sweet fruit puree with walnuts or pecans. I think it was green or something (maybe pistachios??). But it appears I was incorrect and Turkish Delight is more like gelatin cubes, like a gummy candy.

Not at all, that’s phyllo dough layered with honey and nuts

It’s ok… isn’t it just like apricots and nuts or something?

Not sure what’s with all the hyperbolic rhetorical strawman questions. My entire point is that it would be more normal if it was a strip club instead of an almost-strip club, like I said originally. What I’m objecting to is that it’s setup like a normal restaurant. Seems kind of pointless, too. If you want to go somewhere and ogle naked women, great, just go to an actual nude club and don’t take your kids.

Yeah, pretty much it’s “let’s train people to think of waitresses as sex objects and stare at their tits”

The point is that it’s a restaurant based on sexually objectifying waitresses. Not that people act inappropriate. It’s that the entire thing is inappropriate.

Growing up and never going there I always thought Hooters waitresses were topless. When I found out they weren’t, the whole thing actually sounded more pervy to me.

I mean from their perspective. They think they’re castigating you for posting in the Bad Sub.

Wait until it’s kinda thawed, then take it out and do that

I would always trust Bubba and Uncle Jim Bob to cook and grill better than Sam or Elliot from the insurance company

the_donald, conservative, fatpeoplehate…

auto-bans like that are so dumb because it could be I went into some not-allowed sub and said “wow, this sucks, everyone here is a deluded idiot” and then you get banned from some other sub for “participating” in the Bad one.

whale shark sent me an email and shark says whale shark believes in u_{___}

Nice Whale Shark can’t really hug you because of the way flipplers work but if Whale Shark was able to, they would.

fuck yeah

whoah, bro, NSFW

Wait, is D homoiconic?