https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese

If you can still see the countertop, you don’t have enough crock pots full of soup 😁

Good luck filling the small cube one and not getting water everywhere

Puritanism is, apparently, profitable.

Or Templar

🤮

Thinkpad! :D

cool place too btw

You say that like it wasn’t the original service offered by netflix

Mall Santas, you say?

Thank you! That was a good read. Hit a little close to home in some places.

No, that’s an EDU. You’re thinking of a gas station chain known for their ice cream.

Fuck yo phone, use the brightness slider /s

Always a “fun” moment when you’re confused at why its so bright and suddenly realise oh fuck its morning.

Definitely didn’t do that twice last week beating Avowed.

Bny

smh, some of these people have clearly never worked second or third shift /s

On a scale of TV Short to One Piece, how long will the delusions persist?

They’ll still shit out the teeth. And hair too, i think. Both of those survive the digestive system (keratin? Enamel?)

And remember, a mouth full of teeth is identifiable.

Plus, it’s superman. Its a boring premise that’s been beaten to death at this point. Nobody gives a crap about it; at least with spiderman they’ve done unique villains every time they reboot it. Superman’s rogues gallery is kinda crap for variety.