Depends if you’re addressing your male friends

Rick and Morty episode titles be like:

Rispbecky Pimorty

It was Goku for me.

Though, as I get older, I can’t help but think about how Goku enabled space-Nazi’s (Frieza), time-Nazi’s (Cell), and Kim Jong Un (Buu).

I know there are dumb cunts voting for him because they like him “owning the left”, but any time I see it when they’re so obviously wrong, I think it must be the Russians at it again.

OK, I’ll bite, who’s the third Crow?

gulp

Reps

Sure, but extracting the lidocaine from anal lube also isn’t going to cut it.

Bruh. Just get lidocane from the pharmacy, it’s not restricted.

Honestly any first time watcher should just expect not to know what the fuck is going on.

Unless you watch a comprehensive video essay, you’re probably not going to understand the >!religious significance behind many terms!<, >!why the main characters pathologies lead them to their own existentialist hellscape!<, >!the history of the aliens relation to the cosmos !<, >!and why Shinji’s hand is sticky!<

This one here. Honestly the best Angel battle in the series.

The electrical engineering preparations, the pressure from the Eva sniper rifle’s shot melting away infrastructure, the slow looming threat, the squeal before Ramiel claps back, the mountainside which just fucking melts, the city getting blood-flooded.

All A tier. Prove me wrong.

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My advice: get grandma to start mewing and chewing hard gum.

You can see she has a recessed chin from eating nothing but blended food for sixty years.

God that’s brutal

The most brain melting conversation in the show IMO

But Toki’s heart is black and full of hatred. He said so himself in that episode where he was walking around covered in blood, setting shit on fire with a flamethrower.

In terms of nationality, yes. Skwisgaar is Swedish, Toki is Norwegian.

In terms of family dynamics, yes. Skwisgaar is the older brother, Toki is the younger brother. (Nathan is the father, Pickles is the mother and Murderface is the creepy uncle).

God damn… Republicans are… Dare I say it… Weird.

Remember when the genius newborn stand user planned to kill everyone while they were in the middle of the desert?

What was that guys plan once everyone was dead? Who will rescue him? Fuck that guy. He can eat shit.

The horses are in colour, not black like the dinosaur.

I see three horses in this image.

Tell me I’m not the only one.