Reminds me of Ayn Rand collecting social security even after her essays deriding it as: “Social Security shouldn’t be described as “social insurance” but as welfare.”

There is not a shed of shame to be shared between any of these types.

Is it salty?

A couple of real bangers on here I like. Listening to your other EPs too, takes me back to some bands I forgot about that I really like. Good job!

Hey if that means not more taxes for genx, then I think I’m fine with being forgotten.

No pomblem, no promblem at all.

That sounds like Too Many Partners to me.

God is dead, and no one cares.

If there is a hell, I’ll see you there.

They’re fucking

Wtf are u smoking that u think a baby can consent to anything?

Exactly. Which is why you wait for that baby to become an adult before asking them if they want a slice of their dick cut off.

Dad went out for cigarettes, kids. He’ll be back any minute.

It has been described as “arguably the most loathed Far Side strip ever”

Fucking right it is.

To see if I still feel.

My top two games played this year are over 10 years old each.

My 3rd most played is Baldur’s Gate 3, weighing in at 250 hours, so I’ve got that going for me.

Meal Ready to Exit

I like fish dicks.

“What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, Tiger!”

I saw that warranty one and was like, welp, I’m already in trouble.

Then I got down to the lawyer one, and was like hey only lawyers can understand lawyers in court. A lawyer I am not.

You forgot the part about the “terrorist” being the cop’s ex, and the baby being the out-of-wedlock love child of the ex and the cop’s former best friend. So the traffic stop’s justification in the first place was completely fucked.

Here’s my uBlock origin custom rules for blocking youtube shorts:

! Block Youtube Shorts on front page
youtube.com##ytd-rich-section-renderer > .ytd-rich-section-renderer > .ytd-rich-section-renderer[is-shorts=""]
youtube.com##yt-formatted-string:has-text(/#shorts/):upward(ytd-rich-item-renderer.ytd-rich-grid-row)
 
! Block Youtube Shorts on the subscriptions page
youtube.com##ytd-thumbnail-overlay-time-status-renderer[overlay-style=SHORTS]:upward(ytd-grid-video-renderer.ytd-grid-renderer)
 
! Remove Shorts on sidebar menu
youtube.com##a.yt-simple-endpoint.ytd-guide-entry-renderer[title=Shorts]:upward(ytd-guide-entry-renderer.ytd-guide-section-renderer)
 
! Block Youtube Shorts on the search results page
youtube.com##ytd-thumbnail-overlay-time-status-renderer[overlay-style=SHORTS]:upward(ytd-video-renderer.ytd-item-section-renderer)
youtube.com##span.ytd-reel-shelf-renderer:has-text(/Shorts/):upward(ytd-reel-shelf-renderer.ytd-item-section-renderer)

I am much happier having this real estate back. Fuck yt shorts!

Best I could find:

People with Level 1 Literacy can:

• Locate one piece of information in a sports article

• Locate the expiration date on a driver’s license

• Total a bank deposit entry

People with Level 2 Literacy can:

• Interpret appliance warranty instructions

• Locate an intersection on a street map

• Calculate postage and fees when using certified mail

People with Level 3 Literacy can:

• Write a brief letter to explain a credit card billing error

• Use a bus schedule to choose the correct bus to take to get to work on time

• Determine the discount on a car insurance bill if paid in full within 15 days

People with Level 4 Literacy can:

• Explain the difference between two types of benefits at work

• Calculate the correct change when given prices on a menu

People with Level 5 Literacy can:

• Compare and summarize different approaches lawyers use during a trial

• Use information in a table to compare two credit cards and explain the differences

• Compute the cost to carpet a room in a house