This is an actual picture of my mom.

Mr McBribe is his father, he prefers to go by Grifter.

it’s 100% legal as long as both of them die.

maybe science can figure out a better way than half ass origami to seal them though.

Satisfactory.

A year might not be enough, come back in at least 3.

Shibeari

I call my cat that because he’s a food stealing rat the size of a raccoon.

A screwdriver isn’t that flammable. You’re better off with real lightbulbs that shatter, everclear, and zero OJ.

he also married shelob at some point.

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Ah yes the good ol’ days

The Langoliers. They eat time.

specifically at the moment he comes over to watch a wolf reloading an AK.

What is this, a breakfast for ants? That Jesus is way too serious and the coffee needs to be at least 5 times bigger. I wasn’t going to mention the lack of a shotgun, but the tiny ass knife pushed me over the edge.

Disgraceful.

These guys are the “rolling coal” farters of the fish world. They’re also called weather loaches because they use the air in their guts to change their buoyancy, which changes when the air pressure changes, so sometimes you just see them floating around looking like a drifting hot dog until they explode and scurry off.