We need to talk about what you think the word “Equivalent” means.

Cranberries evolved so they wouldn’t be eaten.

Most fruits want to be eaten so that birds disperse the seeds.

Their preferred method of dispersal was dropping into flowing water, so that they could find somewhere nice to grow near water.

The astringent taste was to stop birds eating them. They became buoyant in water to help them float down stream.

Humans appeared and loved that dry flavour.

Became one of the most eaten fruits on the planet.

Humans even harvest them by flooding and using their own buoyancy against them.

They will get their revenge.

In all fairness, commenting here is like reciting the specific summons to raise Contrary Mary.

/s

Or a basement.

Mostly? So which bit were you serious about?

Mate, I haven’t forgiven them for google reader.

They killed my boy.

Related to another popular post right now…so what was Bruce Dickinson’s ancestor?

It’s 1994. The Bosnian-Serbian conflict is still raging. Some cool dude from the UN peace keepers thinks it would be good to have a concert.

He contacts Bruce Dickinson and says, “wanna play a much needed gig in a warzone?”

Bruce says, “yes”.

Here’s the documentary.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6481232/

GODON

Best bit, we don’t care.

I have a theory that we were designed to create a break. When the boomers finally die off, instead of taking power we just sort of step out back for a smoke and let the younger millenials take over, setting things right a bit.

Yeah, but here’s a thing, if you want all of your art made by the middle classes and the financially secure, this is how we proceed.

Congratulations, you’ve taken a flippant, light-hearted, comment and turned it into a debate about the veracity of cause/correlation whilst demonstrating some wonderful contrarianism.

Here, have a fake internet point for your trouble.

Wine may or may not increase life expectancy, but stress and anger have been shown to have negative long term health implications. Lighten up a bit, and try not to take the internet too seriously.

Feel like you’ve never spent time in southern Europe, friend.

Universal healthcare and red wine, you savages.