Congratulations on getting the joke.
I break things. Then I put them back together. Then I break them again. Just to show I mean business.
Congratulations on getting the joke.
Precious bodily fluids. They deserve better protection than that.
Excentrically tattooing swastikas on my face.
edit: jesus, “Christmas minstrels” was not something I expected from the jolly season.
Hm? That is not an article I have read. All I know is something about resurrected pickle babies. And carrots.
Ah, the comment you mean! Well, I’m glad I stopped reading before that part. It’s the only way to stay sane nowadays.
Putting carrots in shoes by the fireplace is the most Netherlandsly thing I have ever heard.
You guys are so harmlessly weird.
I only read Grindr for the ads.
Please forgive my ignorance, it has been so long, how does it feel to be fucked silly?
“Your single!”
“*you’re single”
Yes but not with the same bear.