androogee (they/she)

I don’t know why, but it’s always surreal to find out that webcomics I stopped reading 15 years ago still exist. Lots of things exist when I’m not looking at them. I don’t know why my brain snags on this one.

Sluggy Freelance is still going, Christ. It took me like a year and a half to catch up to current way back in 2004, I can’t imagine the struggle now.

In a series of small fires

Is this at the Wharf Arts Center?

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I always think of “common” sense in the same aspect as a common trading card.

Not exactly something to brag about, I’m on the lookout for some rare or legendary sense. Haha.

Jack Black is gonna break up with Diego over this one

Oh it’s easy when you start with the things you want to feel and then work backwards to a belief that will get you there.

If you have to explain your joke . . .

MC Frontalot?

Smh. No freaks in these comments, apparently… testicles can take a lot more punishment than you think. A photo album ain’t gonna do it.

The full text of the story makes it very obvious that it’s not real, as does the disclaimer at the bottom of the page:

“KVTA4 is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. KVTA4 uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.”

The word “up” is doing a hero’s work in this sentence.

I think they might figure out which movie when they start it and it’s immediately about caves lmao

Stop trying to show me your hole, Landless

Thank goodness there aren’t many above ground caves

I think this is a jenis

IIRC, that dude got fired for asking a PR rep “why can’t I say n----r?” in a call that got leaked.

//edited for specific details because it’s way funnier

So he had been publically pushing against the NFL protests like a racist, and people didn’t like it. The company hired a PR firm to help, and in a conference call with them he was whining about wokism or whatever and defended himself by claiming that, “Colonel Sanders called blacks n----rs.” The call audio was promptly leaked

He resigned. Three days later the Papa John’s cancelled the lease on his office and had him evicted lmfao. Within two weeks they implemented a policy that if John ever tries to buy more stock, all other stockholders can buy stock at half off to prevent him from ever controlling the company. Dude got fuckin razzmatazzed by his own pizza corporation.

Their pizza is still overpriced, dry, and bland tho.

It can’t be that bad