It can get much worse.
https://youtu.be/m_80tUHhTiI

Step 0:
Eat a virus modified to cary lactase genes into your gut

https://youtu.be/aoczYXJeMY4

The audio is the USB connect and disconnect sound repeated -> They want to plug and unplug repeatedly -> they are horny posting in a nerdy way

The reason we shouldn’t support Ukraine is that every bomb we send is a bad day for someone, statistically mostly civilians.

Im sure Russia would take over peacefully … like in bucha.

Maybe we should allow the Ukrainian people to choose whether to fight or capitulate.

Fuck that, I will mark three sentence fragments in a two page text and remember the rest.

“When confronted by orcas, white sharks will immediately vacate their preferred hunting ground and will not return for up to a year, even though the orcas are only passing through”*

Doesn’t sound like shark are apex predators.

* source

I have only seen him talk about his job once, on is his defcon talk. He does some boring stuff, corporate governance iirc.

Because the other comment had a useless counterproductive step in it, namely base64.

Menus should be PDFs so they are searchable.

The outlawing of the testicular torsion spell by the great council was not taken well by those who practiced it.

Edit mistyped

That just means the have even fewer rules to follow while handling you.

They found out about the “in minecraft” thing, the current strategy is the new and innovative “in roblox”.

It probably accelerates it, you can age alcohol in 30 minutes with ultrasound and some wood chips.

https://youtu.be/YlQT4ptwLKs

The weavers fought the capitalist system not industrial progress with the weaving machines being the easiest target as the where expensive to build, but highly profitable.

Same here: The goal is the overcoming of capitalism but until then we can annoy them by messing with their new toys.

I bet the Dutch would reward anyone who delivered Putin to the Hauge with some bike lanes wherever they want.

The clues in the picture are:
White spots and reflections that look like ice.
Cuts on the bottom

and flatpack

congrats on making it 2 hours!

There [hasn’t been an election in Gaza for 18 years so nobody there had had the opportunity to choose an alternative anyway.

That’s especially crazy about the “Palestinians voted for Hamas”. With the median age in gaza a bit below 18 years the majority of Gazans wasn’t even alive in the last election. Of the adults about half weren’t of voting age during that time.

Saying “Being gay isn’t your choice […]” deviates from the typical phrases and gives it away to early. I would recommend:
“You can’t chose to be gay, I do. You’re gay now.”
Still a great image.

Edit: grammar