If this dude was smart and capable enough to do half that shit he claimed, he wouldn’t be in the position that he’s supposedly in. He’s funny though.

I feel this deep within my soul.

LMFAO “Fuck Linda”

Hi! If you’re anywhere near Ohio, I will gladly get you outside. I’m very outdoorsy and am learning to enjoy time outside in winter as well, which is my Achilles heel.

Hello! I think I like you, would you like to go for a walk at the park and get to know each other?

To infiniweed and this bong!

Fair point. My guess would be they might like a trade-off of 1 centipede for dozens or hundreds of spiders. But I don’t mess with the house spiders either, they’re cool too.

I did need to help it out, you were right, thank you.

It’s a house centipede. They’re good guys, especially if you don’t like spiders.

I fully intend on letting this fella continue to live on inside the house. I hear they live for years, and take care of little critters.

Because there ain’t no party like my Nana’s tea party!

Blues Clues Steve?

Actually, that’s a good catch, it does look like a chin rest. Maybe it’s a violin after all, or a viola. Also, I must apologize … I had it confused with another popular meme image. Here they are for comparison:

It’s not a violin. That’s a cello.