Why are you so worried about naming them? They will not see this. Consumers have to stick together. Companies just want to fleece you. You could take off the back and show a picture of the internals. However I would check your bios to see if there is a feature to detect case opening, and disable it. Some new laptops I’ve seen have that. I’m just spitballing but assuming that will reduce the chances of them being able to detect that you’ve opened it and void your warranty. Take a photo and we can see if there is a separate audio component that you can replace.
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