do they hand out jobs with a living wage and supportive communities there? otherwise i dont see the point.

the wipers make no sense. one of them would have had to slide under the moth for it to be between the wipers like that, but it’s smooshed into the glass.

I’m here to touch myself and kill grass and I’m all out of grass

I became drunk with power for a minute, realizing I’m cute enough to find hookups on grindr, but the hookups made me feel empty, so now I’m just sad :(

idk how bullshit it is but I would definitely get into one or the other fornix with one of my exes. it was actually kind of painful sometimes because I think her cervix would hit my urethra at a funny angle. it didn’t seem to bother her though.

I mean that’s what I use them for, so it’s not totally incorrect. Brains are a component of biology after all, and they famously stop doing their job if they get too sad.

“inine”

the curse of having a very large penis. everyone wants to play with it, but no one considers if I want to play with it…

yeah well if chocolate covered strawberries isn’t a meal then neither is cake, and we all know cake is a perfectly balanced meal… right?

I keep scrolling past this and it keeps turning off my brain. how am I supposed to doom scroll when I can’t think past the horny?

you ever think about going pro? maybe you could even get into the autism olympics.

looks like it

me last week waking up early to go to a 6 hour panel interview

also there’s never enough farting/queefing. pretty much every time I’ve had penetrative sex, no matter who tops or which hole we used, some air got pushed inside and came out with comical effect, either during or right after or both.

this is what I did at my last job. I had been under an insane amount of pressure, working alone on a team that had 5 people when I started, with no one else in the company able to fully understand my work. management kept making these insane schedules and at the end there were like 4 quarterly project goals for other teams I had to support, plus being the only person able to properly interview for new people on my team. my last day a coworker was an arrogant asshole to me and it just pushed me over the edge. I was sitting at my desk at lunch, completely unable to imagine being there for one more minute, so I packed my shit, sent my resignation email, and fucking left that shithole for the last time.

I’m told things got worse after I left, partly because I was the only person left who could do my job, which is critical for the project. that kind of makes me happy. I hope they realize what they lost, but with how stupid management was I really doubt it. at least I’m better off getting away from all that.

they might be using low settings so you have to do more sessions and they get paid more. its an unfortunate reality in some cases, especially at the cosmetic places, or so I’m told. I’ve been getting electrolysis on my face for the past several months, and while it does hurt it’s manageable. I really like that it’s actually permanent, so even if it will take a while because of the number of hairs on the face, every fully treated hair is gone forever, whereas laser is only a reduction for most hairs.

Unironically I have found it’s much easier to connect with people since I started to transition, both platonically and sexually. I haven’t even changed all that much yet from my perspective, but being more myself than ever has helped me connect in ways that would have been impossible when I was doing my best impression of a cishet man.

That mustache must have taken forever to remove with early galvanic electrolysis.

I want to be one of those historical evil lesbians that fuck their way through the aristocracy’s wives and get by on dubiously acquired wealth, while secretly running women’s shelters and investing in women run small businesses, until the aristocracy catches up to me and I get executed for fucking their wives too well and giving common women “ideas”.

My new head canon is that Dr. Pepper is a sexy sapphic woman doctor who just wants all the girls to enjoy a delicious beverage… while she fucks them. I never said she was an ethical doctor, just that she’s a sexy sapphic woman doctor.