Trans women fucking pumpkins became a meme. That’s the other meaning.

hiiiii :3

I just want a dom goth power bottom lesbian to show up one day and tell me I’m her girlfriend now. Bonus points if she has more girlfriends and makes us do stuff to each other for her amusement.

Where is Neil? Is he safe, is he alright?

I’m just gonna have to dress as a slutty pumpkin next halloween to entice the local trans girls

Look at me ma, I’m a champion!

Idiocracy new yorker: go away, baitin!

There’s only one way to be sure :3

What I’m getting from this is if you get a twink pregnant you don’t get a baby you just get a new cat. Under this understanding I will start a twink breeding program in my house. I will not be taking notes.

I’m looking forward to this, with the exception of my ass. God I just want to have an ass, I don’t need it to be huge.

10% pain, 20% pain, 15% concentrated power of pain, 5% pain, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the pain

Unless one is trans. Still doesn’t result in children often, but at least there’s a chance!

What about the poop knife? Probably not the most sanitary option but at least it’s a knife.

From the better homes and gardens cook book. I have the same exact waffle recipe memorized. Last time I was lazy and neglected to beat the egg whites separately and they came out too dense and nonabsorbent. I always have to relearn that lesson.

Me just trying to survive long enough to see a girl in the mirror

Drawn for the male gaze clearly. Who would wear a thong and those weird leg warmers that look like thigh highs to bed? Would make much more sense if she was wearing an oversized tshirt or simple nightgown but thats not sexy enough.

Dirty future corn sluts

they don’t know this is gender affirming

They call it gay and make out

I just want to be the local slut with a heart of gold for all the lesbian and bi women