You fool! Now that I have your auth code, I’m gonna steal all of your internets!

alexa order corn no don’t do that cancel oh for crying out loud it’s typing everything I say give it here no stop how do I turn it off Aspargus

Women are you and I

Every chicken place in their county should serve bone-in boneless chicken just because they can now.

rule

The trick is vertex colors

I am mad about this.

Mmmm… Pickle…

I counterspell with rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

Kirin J. Callinan’s “Big Enough”

just a nibble…

I love consuming guys

My go-to is “Don’t be a dick” followed by a concise disclaimer that the rules aren’t exhaustive.

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .

Recipe please

This is the stance I’ve decided to take. I get to be selfish about this, I get to decide what happiness is to me, and I don’t have to justify it to anybody. They’re not me and they don’t have to live in my body. I’m just gonna transition without any input from anybody else because nothing any naysayer has ever said has been helpful.

Edit: and I don’t need to explain or declare my transition, either. “Because I’m a woman,” should be plenty explanation enough and I won’t hear any word about it.

In Pathfinder RPG, if a gnome goes too long without enrichment, their hair will turn white and they will die.

Joke’s on you: My AI girlfriend is self-hosted

All the cool kids had the Royale or the Zune theme

It could be Sleep As Android