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Religious traditions control sexuality in order to breed armies who will fight for them. They get into people’s minds and hearts early to enslave us. It’s hideous.

And they pay zero fucking taxes, the shitpiles

Your dad in a little house on the prairie wig

I see “dad” and “NSFW” and click over and it’s some damn uncanny valley bug lizard in a Little House on the Prairie wig?! I’m on the wrong instance

K smog. Weren’t they in that… dragon and jewellery movie with the guy from the detective show? No, the other one. With uhh Tom … Spellman! — me who has suddenly become my parents

That’s so mid!

(I’m 43 am I gonna go to cool jail) (Do they have skippy-dippy toilets there or the regular ones)

This is pure brilliance of creativity and curiosity mixing together in the magic of the web & I am buoyed by it, to be optimistic another day - thanks to all who made / posted

Huh. . That’s weird. I could swear I double checked my math before I posted this One Dumb Trick online years and years ago…

Found the mistake, I had skipped a step, updated original post

Not-super-fun fact: an 8.5 x 11 inch paper can be useful if you lack a ruler in an American office & you need to measure an inch or a foot.

If you fold the paper like in an image I’ll try to attach, the hypotenuse is 12.01 inches.

Edit: then you fold the 12.01 inch side against the 11 inch side to get a 1.01 inch measurement

Not exact, but good enough if you need to know your neck size to buy a fancy shirt online - not that I would ever waste my corporation’s time that way!

Tried these but my printer always gets caught on the wooden handle things 😜🤪

Your comment is all true, except - we CAN all imagine it, but as you pointed out, our unchecked hyper capitalism prevents it

There are easier ways to find us! (get a map, ask strangers to point at anywhere but North America; the first incorrect answer or anger response will probably be one of us)

I don’t disagree! And in the interest of fairness I feel compelled to include an obligatory xkcd:

https://xkcd.com/2937/

Even worse? Even most who knew Nirvana was a band forgot that Teen Spirit was an actual deodorant marketed towards teens

Apologies, never played this, but: it looks like it’s designed to only allow you to traverse through adjacent tiles. But responses here make it sound like you can pick any letter as the next letter. If so… why is it designed like that?

• billionaire CEO’s 3rd, 4th, and 5th homes, before getting AR-15’d by His bodyguards (who wear shock collars in exchange for healthcare coverage)