This knowledge made me immediately visualize Keanu Reeves face sticking out between a pair of woman’s legs.

Neo vagina

I guess blackpilled comes from the charcoal tablets they give people with alcohol poisoning then?

Non-euclidean love triangle: Both people who are currently together wish they were with the same third person who lives too far away for a relationship to work.

Sounds like Kyle Gass didn’t get his birthday wish. :(

That guy is like, I’m getting paid $18 an hour to hold a plastic bag while they do all of the hard work. I’m just going to sit here and act like I don’t know what’s going on and let them enjoy their laugh while I collect my paycheck.

I have no idea what this means

Kind of makes me wonder what hulk Hogan was doing at that time to make Andre so upset with him.

Give big Dio vibes, "Oh, you’re approaching me?”

How valuable is it really?

I mean, one female egg is worth $5,000, whereas enough semen to repopulate the planet if only one man survives the apocalypse is worth like 25 bucks.

Lube me up, I’m ready

Doesn’t look like anything to me

Dude, take it easy. This guy’s hot elf twink boygirlfriend probably just dumped him for some musclehead orc and he just needs some time to process.

I’ve been playing with oroboro, the free and open source orb implementation fork, but every time I try to build it it ends up as a doheptacontahedron.

I tried running the facet 2.0 patch but that made the whole thing pear-shaped.

Like I understand that the blue orb sucks. All of the psionic spying is just absolutely detestable, but until we have an adequate wizard owned replacement that is literally just plug into the dragon vein and play, we have to use the blue orb or come off the big ducats for Red orb.

I would take it from a female elf.

They are vegan so they do it for the protein, and they are immortal so they don’t mind if you take a few hours to provide them a balanced breakfast.

Water drops in the ocean never mean to be- come a tsunami.

On the one hand, I can get where he’s coming from on a humanitarian viewpoint, that praying for someone else’s death is in the abstract a bad thing.

But to break up a band that’s been going for like 25 years and that was the foundation of his entire success over something that could be equated to being a jovial quip either means that tenacious d has other issues as a band or that Jack Black has some political opinions that are more important to him than his friends.

I hope he gets a wake up call and attempts to repair the relationship with Kyle Gass as soon as possible.

Got tired of losing in the first 30 seconds?

Option 1, I’ll see you on the other side my friends, in whatever form we find ourselves in

That sounds more like a thing to ask Eris to do.

Inanna: I don’t want to cure cancer. I want to turn boys into girls