Oh, you’re right. In that case, the nurse is stealing from the patient and not an evil, faceless corporation. This changes everything.

I’m on the nurse’s side. Fuck the credit card company.

Especially if there were weaker intermolecular forces (which normally give it surface tension).

The implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.

I agree with what I think you’re saying here: The joke is more awkward and potentially offensive than it is funny.

Intersex? The person you enter during sex is generally the “bottom”

In a traditional heterosexual scenario, this would be the woman.

Throw in homosexuality and a Kleinfelter or two and who knows!

Kleinfelter syndrome. He’s talking about Kleinfelter syndrome.

I already have perfected several methods for the generation of hot wind.

Getting married and having kids is not the ultimate goal in life. Frankly, the planet already has more humans than it needs.

Haha. I was trying to make the joke without actually being offensive.

I didn’t use that word, I just made you think it.

Without luxury and communism, you just get fully automated gay space.

You’re a downright big dang old dumb idiot if ya darned done don’t not be thinkin they dont unhave not the ability to not had that capacity.

A. PROFESSIONAL. GOAT. GETTER.