https://xkcd.com/348/

Sensible Sebastian

Or maybe OP looks extremely pale and has unusually long canines, so they get the Transsylvanian discount

Makes sense, it’s where the vibration is most effective

We need to stop the trend of ever larger phones! Our asses are on the line!

It’s an overt bribe.

Ftfy

Wikipedia lists a bunch of holidays on April 30, but none of them are Jewish, or even otherwise related to Hitler.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_30

Idk, still a waste of a (presumably) perfectly good shirt. Rather use those old underpants from the bottom of the drawer. Maybe wear them before if it’s for ICE.

What?

It’s very obviously just the percentage of people born

Billionaires are hungry for power and spend so much time in private jets and on yachts, they’re practically never home.

Dohgokin

Because nothing else will ever be better than this find.

Cyberpunk Edgerunners. Way too much character development harkens off screen between episodes.

Also, Miltech troops having the accuracy of am average A team villain when firing at an unmoving target for literally half an episode was just… A choice

Wait… Are you me? Because I tried to fix my old keyboard with a barely functioning spacebar with superglue, which made it worse, so I replaced it with a K10 Pro just a couple of weeks ago.

Depends on your definition of ART

Burning burning with desire

No they won’t. They have no reason to kick you off for not paying. They will simply add late fees to the payments you are still contractually obligated to pay. Those systems work fully automatically, too, so there’s literally no reason for them to do anything else.

My phone decided to play this with AI generated German audio (which I can probably deactivate in Tubular, will check in a second). They must have trained the choice on freaking 90s infomercials, because it sounds cavils like the bad dubs we got on those.

I’ve worked a lot with SubD9 connectors in the past (they’re the default connector for automotive bus systems like CAN or LIN), and these little guys always made me a little bit happier when I used them.

Screaming in agony or screaming in order to go Super Saiyan?