I believe that was a stretch goal… the common story has always been that they wanted to take over redistricting after the census, which they really did knock out of the park, catching dems flat-footed.

It’s okay, we’ve figured out saying “guess where I’m taking you to eat” solves the restaurant problem

Gotta shuffle those cops between jobs like they’re priests.

Only alive, or Steve Irwin?

If you think being catholic is bad, you should see what Mormon girls are into.

Best take on this. A lot of Jewish people said “we must never let this happen again,” but some motherfuckers took notes.