Lol I literally came here to say that.

Have a snickers, buddy.

No judgement, ceramics is for everybody!

Honestly a latex body suit seems easier to clean too, though I have no experience with that. Just seems you could rinse yourself with a hose after.

Ok I’m definitely profound. This just made me smile and “Always look on the bright side of life” started playing in my head and my shitty morning turned into a better one. THANKS OPANON.

That’s easy: the mix of puke, stomach acid, bits of whatever you last ate and the last couple of drinks and beer/wine you had, because you’re damn sure not wasting that precious alcohol!

Another one: the room temp leftovers of all the beers and other drinks from the night/weekend poured into a pint when you’re cleaning up. The Hangover Special! Yummy. Bonus points if there’s a cigarette/joint butt in there somewhere that you fish out because you didn’t notice someone had used that can as an ashtray. Delicious!

I absolutely read this in Elijah Wood’s voice telling about any normal day he has and that’s what I’m sticking with.

Bingo!

It didn’t seem like a lot of younger people acknowledged anything, even the blatant casual racism some of them blurted constantly. They were shocked when I said all the racism is weird to experience and witness. Sure it was extra apparent as a white guy in an Asian country and a foreign culture, often being the target of it, but most didn’t exactly speak highly of Koreans or Chinese, or white people, or black people…