I grew up near the triple point so I change phases between drinking fountain and water fountain while encountering the occasional bubbler

But I know me and that guy is an asshole

White guy who doesn’t say unc here, does it really mean uncool? I thought it was the weird uncle sense

Let me lay it on the line

He had two on the vine

I mean two sets of testicles

So divine

I think I’m hyperphantasic because I can play fruit ninja in my head and smell the juice as it lands on me.

It’s less fun when remembering an injury or every time one of my jokes hasn’t landed.

I read “regenbogen” and thought “heh, Reagan bogan” and now I’m on the toilet trying to do an impression of Reagan with Australian accent.

Nah, that’s Rich Evans

Tomoe nage!

I remembered these drunk animals but had totally forgotten it was from watching MST3K.

So much space for activities!

Why does Dutch look like what Americans think German sounds like?

I’m lookin’ and I’m lichen

A sharp knife helps keep the ouchie chemicals inside the onion since it causes fewer cells to rupture

Reminds me of the game Contraband Police that used Cyrillic Соитяaьаид on the poster which reads “Soityaa’aid Police”

Obligatory Cum Town link

Pinocchio grabbing his lying nose with both hands

Rotten cabbage rocks, especially the Korean varieties

It’s funny that many the older states have new

It was the formal “you” that could refer to one or more people. Kind of like “Sie” in German.

Alright Uralic language family, you can stop bragging now.