Wait, you can get an atheist ID card?

B-b-but being a toxic bully is so much more profitable than making the world a better place!

Kek. Also, is “I’m gay” even really a rejection? That’s pretty much an honest “it’s not you, it’s me.”

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No piece of the skeleton escapes my flesh prison.

Classic Grimey.

I actually decided to eat the skeleton. Now it’s inside of me and I’ve gained its strength.

You might be tempted to look down on them, but at least they tried it before deciding prime minister doesn’t taste good.

It looks like it passed with a veto proof majority that probably included some democrats. Link

You are beautifullll

Pepper spray a cooooop

Wow, it works.

Induction cooktops are just a ruse by big cast iron to sell us skillets we don’t even need.

Thanks, I hate it.

I am a fan of apple apples.

Jokes on him, most weebs would rather get isekai’d than go to heaven.

I don’t envy the cop who has to try and take a sword from someone who can teleport behind you.

Not to mention that when you step up onto it, the force of your entire body weight will briefly be on one foot. More, if you move your body upward while on that foot, which you probably will.

Yeah, don’t stand on sinks. Or toilets. Or anything made of ceramic that’s not made to be stood on.

Is this the 3head people keep calling me?

I was less wowed by the size of the Elon Musk bubble and more wowed/worried by all but 3 of the other bubbles being red. From the ones I know, I’m assuming red means right wing.

Says at the bottom it’s by “30 day post views”

And wow, I knew it was bad, but not this bad. Holy shit.