Dems unmistakeably snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, but it beggars belief that all the indictments and treason didn’t undermine Trump’s popularity any. The right-wing media machine must be one of the most effective brainwashing apparatuses ever to exist.

Does it make me less of a man if I don’t inspect my poops? I still think a well-timed fart is peak comedy, if that helps.

You could get a whole-ass air conditioner free from the office if you want it bad enough.

Indeed, she looks nothing like a cunt.

9.85 years, if you were also wondering.

Now you’re groovin’, put on a cool boss fight groove

This is not the greatest build in the world, no. This is just a dex build.

Because in anime, nothing is impossible as long as you have the power of friendship?

If they wanted to convince me those grips are impossible, they shouldn’t have demonstrated it with an anime character.

My first thought was “I wouldn’t expect the average lesbian to be super happy about being a prop for fracking marketing.”

Man, they just had to go and say “fucked” and miss out on that family appeal.

I couldn’t, until you said that. But, in my defense, I also don’t care.

Don’t kink shame. We’ve all had those thoughts about spriggans.

Why should I feel any different about knife-eared cannibals?

I play Breton because they’re objectively broken as mages. It has nothing to do with how I might or might not feel about their height.

When I accidentally spilled some (unheated) chicken broth on my dog the other day, I hoped it might teach her a lesson about being in the kitchen when I’m preparing food. It did not.

I’m sorry Jon.

Must be nice being a bro.

Woman: exists

Right-winger: Why do you have to make it political?

See also: gay person, trans person, non-white person, non-christian…

They thought they got more conservative as they got older, turns out they just got more conservative as they got richer.