Politico exists to give people in power a way to safely and selectively leak what’s useful to them.

It was stolen.

This is gay something as fuck.

Shit, I can’t remember if I remembered…

Yes. It’s a shame Fallout 3 has that one and only problem.

Donald Trump was a lot of peoples’ fault. One article nailing him doesn’t cancel out all the articles that normalized or sane washed him, or ran with his narrative. Nor does it undercut all the well-justified mistrust of legacy American media. It’s not as if people started trusting pundits out of nowhere - they started looking for commentary and news from alternate sources because yeah, actually, a lot of legacy media does report like they serve their wealthy owners. Not that MAGA pundits don’t, but that’s beside the point.

Hell, even right now, they’re generally running with the narrative that Trump’s Israel-Gaza ceasefire has been effective by not reporting that Israel still murders many innocent Palestinians every day.

Liek dis if u cry evertim

that’s not a question I’m qualified to answer

calls herself “Doctor” in the imaginary film

Well make up your mind, lady.

We’ll never know: humans won’t be allowed to touch Windows 12, you can only ask the AI to operate the mouse and keyboard for you.

Gunshot wounds don’t kill people, blood loss and trauma kill people.

Better not leave them alone together in a confined space. The big one might get hungry.

I never realized salt and semen taste so similar.

I’ve watched several of those. I think.

She didn’t ask for the expiration date

They want you to think your skeleton is spooky. What if, and hear me out on this, YOU are the skeleton and they brainwashed you into viewing your flesh prison as part of you?

Historically, they were mostly made for penetrating dudes, soooo…

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Nah, bro. Thick crust is better.

I’ll still eat both, of course.

She also answers directly to Larry Ellison, instead of there being about 5 people between them like normal.

May they be equally successful.