Like some kind of necromancer and their army of undead.

Edit: unless chicken sand is short for chicken sandwich

It is exactly that…

…I hope.

In UK English, “kerb” is spelt with a K which means that a Kirby kerb portmanteau is either “Kirby”, “Kerb”, or “Kerby”.

Everyone’s talking about politics but I’m just wondering why the meme is crooked. Did they forget to use a spirit level?

You will be terminated. Do not resist.

what does the american health association say about CPR on giraffes?

Pretty sure it’s better to do only chest compressions instead of wasting time doing mouth-to-mouth. This simplifies giving CPR to a giraffe quite significantly.