Cypressed

Hmm. Yeah, I think you’re right. If I share this with friends online anywhere else I’ll leave it out.

The bed is too damn hot.

“Please select the toy whose attributes are more likely to statistically correlate with the reproductive caste demographic which has been labeled ‘male’ by the consensus of Homo Sapiens who speak English.”

“Ma’am do you think a college educated sociologist would work at a fast food drive-thru?”

“In this economy? Absolutely, yes.”

“…”

“…”

“…okay fair, I’ll put the toy car in the bag.”

“a god that loves you unconditionally, but only under certain conditions” type shit XD

i’m of the opinion that willfully choosing to break a rule after being told why it exists would belong in a different category than not understanding why the rule exists and thus not being able to justify its relevancy.

there are too many systems with conflicting contradictory rules where following all of them is literally impossible and even neurotypicals have to cull instructions on the basis of relevancy as a result, after all…

another absolute banger from TotallyNotJessica <3

if a sausage that claims to be ‘meat’ is, by majority volume and weight, non-meat filler, though… i daresay there are some people who would take issue with that, and i wouldn’t blame them. Meat can be sausage… but sausage CAN be made with no meat, or almost no meat.

i hope historians ten thousand years from now will find record of both the gene wilder version of wonka AND what’s left of homeric texts, and this post too, and realize the same conclusion.

i might have been convinced that chatbots could’ve had some utility as sort of advanced ‘rubber duck debugging’, but in my humble opinion talking to an actual rubber ducky is a superior process because literal rubber duckies are not known for telling us to kill ourselves unless we’ve taken a truly apocalyptic quantity of hallucinogens.

Hmm, you do make a fair point. Chatbots, indeed, are absolutely not velociraptors.

… So FAR.

There is at least one that i contempt even more:

Anything that starts with “well, Grok told me…”