See, this is why I advocate for Oxford commas. The way this is written, it makes it sound like the drug addicts are reality TV stars and Fox news hosts… actually, on second thought, carry on.

The present too, for that matter

Censorship isn’t when we get rid of woke books like the dictionary dummy, censorship is when I don’t get to say a slur without anyone getting mad at me.

That and to cash in on everyone hating his guts

…made the trip to the Kármán line – the internationally recognized boundary of space – to float about, weightlessly, in the rocket’s capsule for three minutes

So they literally flew to the very edge of what’s technically space, stayed there three minutes, then left. It’s like a US citizen driving to the border with Canada, stepping over, waiting three minutes, and declaring yourself a worldly traveler. As performative as it gets.

I’m not really into Latino porn.

Temba, his arms wide.

Probably. The US military regularly helps out Hollywood productions by giving them access to military hardware to film, with the small caveat that everything they say in the film has to be pro-military. According to Wikipedia, this is known as the Military Entertainment Complex.

Yeah, as if the toilets don’t already communicate using the sewers smh

Why’d you wait until after you commented to stop your handjob?

Worth it to avoid getting MH17’d

Homestuck was excellent at satirizing internet pop culture. It was unfortunate also excellent at attracting a fan base that was blind to satire.

Oh no, Ace has been Kakyoined!

THOOM

Kafka good ending?

Tbf this was an actual plot point

People get built different. We don’t have to figure it out, we just have to respect it.

One of my favorite Adventure Time lines

*Dramatic SVU music swells*

“We built you a new one.”

Americans will use anything other than metric