You made me smile so hard and I nearly burst out laughing, but I surpressed it because otherwise I would have to explain to my wife, and I’m not sure I can.

But however many testicles there are, and wherever you’re keeping them, know that I forever support your pride in those surely magnificent danglies of yours.

Not sure if the testicles you’re referring to are in your pants or attached to mooing bovines in your fields. I’m not sure I need to know, because I’m sufficiently amused by the ambiguity, but if you want to tell me more about the testicles, I’m here for you.

It took me a while to figure out who your girlfriend’s cishet husband’s pansexual wife’s lesbian dating partner was!

We’ve all had nights like that.

You want him to do you so much, you could do anything. About that anything…

Ah, the 3 1/2" floppy disks, memories come flooding back. The kerlunk as it goes in, the ffft as the metal protector slides away and the ft ft ft fd, ft ft ft fd as it read the data.

Don’t moisten me, clump. Er…

I’m not sure I’m doing this right. Go ahead and moisten as you please. Er… or something.

Uhmmm… I’ll see myself out.

Oh wow, I never realised that Japan is so long compared with Great Britain.

Good boy. Although also naughty boy who knows exactly what he deserves.

I’ve told you to atop acting thirsty on the internet. Go to your room. Your mommy and I are going to be very cross, especially about what you said about the guinea pigs.

My friend was asking if anyone knows where this branch of starbucks is. For science. I guess.

I looked at the source code. It’s all little Linux shell scripts. Go Linux!

It isn’t over till the fat orange tantrums.

Thank you, that’s very helpful indeed.

Like, nobody else ever thought or said this, then star trek did? It’s meant to point out how unusual or weird something is? Is that right?

What does the nobody: mean? I’ve always wondered.

The rules are:

1. I love you no matter what.
2. See rule 1.

Well done. Good dad.

Thank you, I enjoyed this map a lot.

This is fantastic. Utterly fantastic. Why can’t we all have this stuff? Honestly, I feel like the modern vikings taking over the UK would be great.

That is cute.