the amount of bigoted dipshits confident that they’re going through the pearly gates has me half convinced they’re right and half convinced that i’m not missing out on a whole lot

1984 or something idk i dont read

this girl knows how to bedrot

well step one would be to put on an episode of bob the builder

your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey’s paw curls all but one finger: the middle

my dog doesn’t piss and shit in toilets 🤠

i lied on the internet im not actually on estrogen… yet

took estrogen to get baked out of my mind, got euphoria instead :/

what if i-i i uhh-uhmm we li-like umm uhh… hi :3

Ms-PL 😱

the radical left is trying to smuggle losers into our beautiful nation’s treasury

yeah

but what is love?

• post a teehee teehee :3c on the internet

everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal

she’s even planning a future with you <3

i bought an epilator a few days ago and went through the agonizing pain of ripping out all my body hair. currently basking in hairless glory

taken from this and the point is that dennis (the guy in blue) is a terrible human being. though i will tag it as nsfw because it does touch up on very sensitive topics

well no the ventilation duct isn’t actually sucking the meat up it’s just a joke. the fly is carrying it