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Well what would it mean to pork a woman?

:3

🤣🤣🤣 holy shit my sides

lol no shit many Americans don’t own a kettle, they apparently rank 36th in tea consumption per capita. Breaking news lads, they aren’t as enamored with it as the next higher usage countries.

List of countries by tea consumption per capita

The UK is 3rd, behind Ireland and Turkey. Get your shit together, UK.

Cultural taste can change over time for various reasons. Tea has been inherently traditional to many countries, not as much to others.

on a scale of spaghetti to inflatable balloon, I’d say you’re about spanner.

Both independently of either.

False. His mouth is not moving, so he’s not speaking. Fix ur shit, op.

It being a sin for the poor sods doesn’t mean it doesn’t turn ‘em the fuck right on.

Weird how those who try to use the word “woke” as a pejorative usually reveal themselves to be infected with the broke mind virus.

Decided to give your “famous” crab cake recipe a try. Substituted double chocolate fudge brownies for the crab and was murdered by how bad it was. No crab to be found anywhere in the mess and now I have panic attack disorder. -15/10 Next time just say you don’t know what the fuck a crab cake is, GWYNETH.

Suggestions, clearly.

Filipinos with a bit over $16k in ₱ and a thing for hatsune miku gonna be… well, dead and in a $16k box. Free candles, though!

Ain’t yuckin no one’s yum, you puts your money where you wants it, and a $16k box is one place to put it.

🤘😤

They’re thinking outside of the box that’s in the box making factory.

Okay, that makes sense, thank you.

I’m clearly missing something.

carpet mold.

People have scared themselves before, I learned a long time ago to never look in a mirror

I’m not sure if the Republicans reversed their braindead decision yet.

Doing so would require them to stop being braindead.