I don’t drive because giant daimyos equipped with rocket launchers lay waste on my local roads. When it happens to you, you will find another solution for your commuting.

🥵

This is the name of people who are aroused when they answer the telephone

Dring dring

Howdy?

You ruined it, Margaret.

You enjoy it? Sinner.

It makes you think? Sinner.

It makes you sad? Believe it or not, sinner.

Did you enjoy reading Kierkegaard? Well that was wrong and you are repugnant

I wonder if it’s much different of industrial ‘chicken wings’

I have the same issue with my folders /Rasputin, /Rasputin2, /CrazyRussianHypnotistGuru, /RasRasRasputin and /SexiestLesbian

That was … Awsome

!!! Thanks !!!

the internet

What the fuck is this shit? Always something new with you people

Ah yes China or Russia, countries famously small enough to have a single simple climate.

What a brave man. While trying to protect the society from the evils of homosexualiness (rainbows, questionable moustaches, etc), he still tried to study the enemy to understand their flawed logic. 🫡

Don’t worry, I don’t speak English either, so I have no clue about what you just said.

Here are the translations of dialogues for those interested:

• Wow look at that funny sheep! By Marx and Engels, let’s seize some means of production of a kebab!

• pika

• Shut up, son of a rat whore, I know it. Now kill for the stomachs of the hungry proletariat! I might remove you from my shitlist unlike the other morons of our team… Though that squirtle soup was delicious.

• pika

• By Trotsky, Christmas ornaments! They are consumers of the opium of the masses.

Blingblong noises

• By the way are we reading left to right or right to left?

It was just a couple of monarchs! Just once! I swear to God, you invent the artificial fecondation of fish eggs, and nobody remembers it, but cut just a couple of royal heads and everyone calls you king-beheader. Unbelievable.

For context:

The president [Orson Welles, vaguely Nixonian] to the psychopath general with a cigar [Yul Brinner]: ‘WaaAaAAAAAAaaaAaAAA! Bring us to Defcon2’

The general: ‘We shall destroy him! And we shall prevail’. Starts to sing and dance.

The black general [Anthony Quinn] voice of wisdom, with a Hungarian accent for some reason: ‘But Sirrrrr!’

The scientist [Paul Newman] barging into the room: ‘No! Stop!’ Proceeds to stare into the camera for 30 seconds.

The secretary [Katharine Hepburn]: ‘We tried! Ah! We tried to stop him! Ah! No! Ah!’ Wails uncontrollably.

The phone rings. It’s the Soviet leader [Anthony Quinn, this time with a a Jamaican accent]…

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They don’t make movies like that anymore.

Can you believe that some people choose to use electric toothbrushes and razors instead of petrol devices? How gay is that?

Et ma blême araignée, ogre illogique et las,

Aimable, aime à régner au gris logis qu’elle a.

triggered

This monkey has been neuron-activated alright