And there he is holding a TETRAHEDRON. Who the fuck does he think he is, Plato?

Sixteenth Minute (Of Fame) also covered the story: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-sixteenth-minute-of-fame-172216473/episode/suck-my-dick-and-balls-i-198420059/

LIFE GOALS

I think this is super accurate. I might have in a moment (or twelve or a hundred) of weakness eaten a whole box of these in a single sitting.

That would be distracting, but if you really want to distract people, you would need to start redistributing wealth, starting with giving people homes reclaimed from the hedge funds that have been buying up residential properties.

I’m a bad enough dude to get killed in the first stage.

Ah, an evergreen meme.

Whatever, forestfucker.

So…a 12?

He’s already talked about “work camps” for people who are “addicted” to things like SSRIs. He was mask-off Nazi before Musk was (if only by a few weeks.)

He’s a disgrace to humanity.

BREAKING: ELON MUSK TRANS/NB, PREFERS THEY/THEM PRONOUNS

My polycule can accommodate both

I always considered myself straight but apparently that’s not accurate because I like trans women and femboys, so I fall under the “queer” umbrella. I tend to think I’m pan-ish because I like femme presenting folks, regardless of gender identity or genitalia.

Oh, I’m going to blush!

Did you mean “don’t slap me just once?”

I wish platonic cuddling between men was more acceptable, because I am also super touch starved.

The fall of the US is the perfect time to liberate a sailing vessel and put out to sea with a motley crew.

Just saying.

Whoa, there partner. You can’t read and understand the way the question was framed, this is the internet!

Every time I see this I think, if I was asked my response would be “has she just had a limb amputated? If so, probably still no but maybe.”

The only exception I’ve heard to this is that supposedly Parisians are dickish. But that’s only two people who had that experience ¯_(ツ)_/¯